Typhoid fever; asteroid boulders; horny Buddhist monks; robot umpires; AI therapy bots not particularly helpful.

MAGA meltdown; Elon's penis; most common jobs; worst states; 1,500 tarantulas

Tariff costs; you can hack train brakes; Hitler's yacht; beetle infestations; AI doomsday scenarios

The Trump enigma; housing horrors; mysterious Brazilian creature; AI legal hallucinations; video explainers

Unmasking ICE; too much/too little money; insane AI; your snot is your friend.

US police state; science cuts; RFK antics; keep your shoes on; Superman looks super

Floods; tariffs; Earth spinning faster; dangerous stupidity (RFK)

Texas flood; tariffs: "It's all fake."; cognitive decline; Civil War II by 2035; drug-induced zombies

Trump cruelties; new genes and organelles; new interstellar comet; Florida man strikes again

Reckless bill; MAGAs screwed; Trump's cognitive decline; sextortion; disappearing workers; headbutting sharks

Big ugly bill; rogue AI; swimming pool dangers; "swamp crotch"

Senate rules nuked; customer support sludge; death of the semicolon?